So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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