so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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