if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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