I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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