i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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