Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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