U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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