Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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