"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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