oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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