I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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