these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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