erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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