It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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