did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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