Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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