I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
