wat bout pragnant strippers??
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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