We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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