You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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