id be glad to
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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