It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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