I want to make a zoo with you.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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