We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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