people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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