Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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