she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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