Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She even gives head with a lisp.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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