I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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