STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
So squirting runs in the family.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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