You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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