Do you still have your period?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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