Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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