My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
