Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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