I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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