dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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