I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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