When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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