Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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