That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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