your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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