I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Randomize
