Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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