it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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