Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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