This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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