No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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