Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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