I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I need to calm my uterus...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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