dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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