i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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