You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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