They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
nutella sex= disaster
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
my liver is dry heaving
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