is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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