Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I touched a dick in church today
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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