I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
