We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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