It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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